So you think you want to be entertained by a lovable, enigmatic, frequently inebriated bard that gets the job mostly done almost none of the time.

‘Takes Drink’

You signed up, so it’s already to late to rethink your life choices.

Unless you want your soul to feel like it’s been dragged through a goblin shit pit then I suggest you don’t read the Devine chronicles of my life. 

At a bare minimum you’ll regret reading it at least twice as much I regretted doing it.

Oh, I almost forgot, if you want to learn more about yggdra and the guild, and would like to identify new creatures, items, and lands view the archives here